• Audios

• Videos

• Pictures

• Shockwave movies

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Audio-Visual Library!

A montage of parody songs and sound clips from my collection

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Announcements

Airline Pilot Announcement

Heathrow Airport Paging Announcements

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The Clinton Hits:

Algore Paradise

Ballad Of The Black Beret

In A Yugo

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History (Greatest Spoken Words)  Note:  These clips will rotate in and out so keep checking in)

George W Bush:  "I Can Hear You!"

Ronald Reagan:  Challenger Speech (Arguably his finest speech ever)

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Classic Sound Bites!

Jack Webb with Johnny Carson

We Begin Bombing (Reagan's microphone sound test)

First, An Important Public Announcement

The Best of The Rest

NFL Sunday

Talkin' Baseball (this ain't the way I remember it!)

I love your ...  just the way they are

Feeling Boobies

Political Jeopardy

Armageddon (live radio at its best!)

Cat In The Kettle (my favorite...particularly sick)

Virtual Gilligan's Island

Fart In The Elevator

Another Dick in the Mall

I Don't Have Hair Anymore

Let's Smoke A Bowl (Coca-Cola Theme)

Pick My Nose Again

Who Blew That Smell

Free As A Turd

I'm Just A Singer in a Holiday Inn

Caught Me One-Handed

Who Let The Cows Out?

Thank God I'm A Pubic Hair!

First, A Word From Our Sponsor!

The Famous Photo Gallery!

Anyone care for a video or two?

Alien Song

Teaching Baseball!  I Love It!

Elmo and Tigger

Here's a few of my favorite Shockwave shows.  To make the cut,  they must be unique, funny, or just plain sick.

Know Jack Schitt 

Penis Song

Fishin'

Psychic

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